Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Barbarians!

Of course they’re a peaceful and tolerant lot aren’t they?

BBC:

A British schoolteacher has been arrested in Sudan accused of insulting Islam's Prophet, after she allowed her pupils to name a teddy bear Muhammad.

The BBC has learned the charge could lead to six months in jail, 40 lashes or a fine.

40 lashes for ALLOWING the children to do this? One wonders how many times they are going to whip the kids for actually doing it….

Still, on the bright side it’s a softer punishment. You get 5 times that punishment for serious criminal activity like
being raped.

Once again a complete lack of condemnation from those nice tolerant people who want to integrate, the Muslim Council of Great Britain.

2 comments:

The Teddy Boy One said...

THE NON-HALAL TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC

If you go out to the Sudan today
You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go out in the Sudan today
You’d better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will fear the Sharia law, because
some children there
named a teddy Mohammed

If you go out in the Sudan today
You’d better not go alone
It’s lovely out in the Sudan today
But safer to stay at home
For every bear that ever there was
Fears a fatwa on there head, because
Today’s the day
The Muslims will punish a teacher


RUPERT AND THE PIED PIPER OF HARAAM

There's a little bear
Like I hope you've never seen before
Who's a lot of fun, (oh dear)
Children everywhere,
Grow to love him more and more, but he's not the fastest growing religion anymore
He's was the number one, (excepting the real Muhammad and Allah, be praised)
There's a million stories to be told
Of the bad things that he's done!
And he's gonna share them all with you
So come along

(Chorusx2)
Oh Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone despise his name, or else die in shame
Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone come and join
In all of his games, unless you’re female

There is Badger Bill
Lily Tiger-Lily, I assume because she is covered too,
And a whole lot more
They are Muhammad's friends
And they're waiting here for you
So unlock the door (but don’t you dare remove that veil)
There's a magic land not far away
And they call it Sudan
Where you'll meet a little teddy bear in chains
And if you are good and have a very thick skin, you might just live to tell the tale again!

(Chorusx2)
Oh Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone despise his name, or else die in shame
Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone come and join
In all of his pain

mitch said...

good job it wasnt a pig !

bunch of savages.