If Ever There Was a Better Case For The Death Penalty

The Humble Devil has alerted me to the unwashed fucking waste of time and effort that is Alison Goulding.

Scrounger Alison Goulding rakes in thousands of pounds a year of your hard-earned cash - but she still wants MORE.

And she's even praying for one of her EIGHT children to be diagnosed with a serious medical condition so she can carry on freeloading.

Alison - who is five months pregnant - reckons she's been left struggling on the breadline by uncaring benefits chiefs.

Yet her family pocket more than £20,000 a year in handouts, even though none of them has done a day's work this century. They pay NOTHING for their three-bed house, which boasts a new ultra-modern kitchen.

The home is littered with state-of-the-art goodies including FIVE tellies - including a £1,000 widescreen - a hi-fi, Sky TV, two Play-Station 2s and four DVD players.

And their huge garden boasts a full-size trampoline, two sets of swings and FIVE mountain bikes.

But Alison, 38, insists she hasn't got enough to get by.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Let’s look at a few things here.

Your good Guttersnipe and Lafy Guttersnipe have a job each, and a business each and at the moment are sitting in our 2 BEDROOMED HOME freezing our Snipes off because we cannot get our boiler fixed. We are, in short, rather skint. One of the many reasons we are skint is because we are paying good hard earned money to this scrote and her 8 fucking scrotey fuckwits that she conveyer belts out of her money grabbing snatch on a regular basis.

You have enough to get by…

GO GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE YOU STATE SUPPORTED CRACK WHORE!

The giro jockey said: "We're not scum - we've been ignored by the council.

"We're forced to live on top of each other and it's not fair.

Now one of the reasons this article is so late in coming is that every time I read this section I had to go and have a lie down while Lady Guttersnipe played calming music to me, she then cleaned up the blood that I had snorted out of my nose and made sure I was OK.

However, could it cross the mind of this human piece of catshit that the reason the council ignores her is because she IS SCUM.

And as for “We’re forced to live on top of each other” if the two adults in this house spent less time on top of each other then they might have a bit of time to say work.

"This is worse than how some people in developing countries have to live."

The sheer fucking brass neck of this bottom of the barrel fuckbag is breathtaking. How many developing countries has she seen?

"I asked for an extension, just another two bedrooms, but the council won't do one unless you have a disability.

"So we're waiting for tests to see if Brandon has ADHD.

"It may sound horrible but we hope he has because it could help us get more housing points - or maybe the extension."

You know I’d smack the spongeing bitch round the face and body with a sharpened hammer were it not for the fact that it would give her that ever elusive disability that she seeks.

On top of that, the family get £10 gift vouchers from Boots for each of the kids at Christmas.
But Alison said: "It's rubbish - you can't get anything decent for that from Boots." The People met Alison at her home in Beeston, Nottingham, as the family prepared for a half-term break to Skegness.

And Alison defended claiming so many handouts by saying: "Even if we could work, we'd be worse off because you have to pay for childcare and rent.

You know this is how serial killers start… when they interview my neighbours after I’ve brutally killed say a Nottingham family of 10 they will say “Oh yes Guttersnipe was a fine lad, quiet type, just used to read the paper and sit at his computer”

Alison also hinted she was losing out to immigrants.

She said: "There were these lovely four-bed houses round the corner but an Asian family got one.

Then might I suggest that there is now a vacant house in Asia that needs filling?

And patting her bump, she added: "God knows where I'm going to put this latest one."

Adoption as an example?

The couple are now considering taking the council to the European Court of Human Rights.Alison said: "We only want what's fair."

Here’s what’s fair. You get a state benefit equivalent to minimum wage and that is your fucking lot. If after 6 months you still haven’t sorted your life out then it is stopped and you’re on your own.

If you don’t like it then FUCK OFF maybe to one of those far better developing countries you are harping on about.

You vacuous, disease ridden, dogshit worthy slag.

I hope you die soon.

Tyler takes up the reins here with less swearing and more facts / figures
The Devil swears a lot here too… go see