You can’t make it up…
“Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.”
So based on this, non-deliberate or ‘accidental’ masturbation is allowed? If this is the case how does one accidentally masturbate?
“Sorry guvnor I was just cleaning it and it went off….”
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how can anybody take these people seriously when they argue over stuff like that?
However slaughtering infidels during Ramadan is still okay? Remind me never to become a Muslim (or a Catholic either!). Wanking has given me too much pleasure over the years and has made me the man I am today! Cheers fellow wankers and non Muslims!
Brilliant finish. I dropped my laptop when I burst out laughing.
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