Friday, October 06, 2006

Be Prepared for more Frustrated Young Muslims...

You can’t make it up…

“Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.”

So based on this, non-deliberate or ‘accidental’ masturbation is allowed? If this is the case how does one accidentally masturbate?

“Sorry guvnor I was just cleaning it and it went off….”

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

how can anybody take these people seriously when they argue over stuff like that?

Jarvis Fernley said...

However slaughtering infidels during Ramadan is still okay? Remind me never to become a Muslim (or a Catholic either!). Wanking has given me too much pleasure over the years and has made me the man I am today! Cheers fellow wankers and non Muslims!

Bag said...

Brilliant finish. I dropped my laptop when I burst out laughing.