Just a quick note to those people who found the Spleen via a search engine using such relevant search parameters as:
dirty cock gobblin slags
What surprises me is that The Spleen is #4 in Google for that phrase. What surprises me more is that Our Humble Devil is #3.
So... did you all find what you were looking for? Especially the rather specialist chap who searched for:
Arse Vented Chairs
What the Fuck?