From today's Indy:
"David Cameron cycles to work, followed by a chauffeur-driven car that carries his briefcase and work shoes. Sir Menzies Campbell has bidden a tearful farewell to his gas-guzzling Jaguar. Tony Blair had the lamp outside 10 Downing Street's famous front door fitted with a low-energy bulb. But Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London, has taken the battle for the environment to an entirely new level. For the past 15 months, Mr Livingstone revealed to The Independent, no one in his household has flushed the toilet after urinating."
He proceeds to give further ideas on what you can do with urine. Suddenly my day has got so surreal